it turns out that when disney allowed donald duck and goofy to be sora’s companions in kingdom hearts, they only allowed it as long as neither character was ever shown wielding a sword, which is why they have a staff and a shield respectively… but honestly disney… let donald have knife you close minded bastards…. he was in the navy he knows the fragility of life let him defend himself with his own hands instead of some bitch ass magic wand
ok wait but what about mickey mouse. mickey mouse has a keyblade. is this some kind of like. is he the only one allowed a sword so that the others may not usurp him
disney has no control over mickey tbh. he goes where he wants and does what he pleases. they dont own him. he owns them
So after going through the entire Kingdom Hearts series, I’ve noticed
something. King Mickey was not born royalty; he married into royalty by
screwing around with the world order.
Mickey originally comes
from Timeless River, the “Steamboat Willie”-themed world where he’s a
deckhand with a reputation for being a lazy troublemaker. Nobody
mentions any kind of existing royalty in that world, and certainly
nobody treats Mickey like a prince, lazy or otherwise. We see early
versions of Pete, Horace Horsecollar, Clara Cluck, etc. but do you notice someone missing?
Minnie.
Minnie is not from Timeless River.
Minnie is princess of the Country
of the Musketeers, the “Three Musketeers”-themed world from Dream Drop Distance. We see
a younger Mickey here training to be a Musketeer on princess guard duty
but we know he isn’t native because he tells Sora as much. He doesn’t
understand when Sora calls him “Your Majesty”. If Mickey was a prince of
any kind, that title wouldn’t be weird. It’s also clear that this world
is not a version of Timeless River. (Though it does have a version of
Pete, which may or may not be the same Pete from the rest of the series considering he has a
peg leg in Country of the Musketeers. It’s kinda hard to grow back a leg. Then again, this is a series that runs on bloodless carnage and where people regularly come back from the dead, so who knows?)
Sometime
later, in Yen Sid’s tower, we see an inexperienced Mickey as the
sorcerer’s apprentice. Again, Sora instinctively starts with “Your
Majesty” and Mickey is confused.
By the time Birth By Sleep rolls
around, Mickey is still an apprentice to Yen Sid but he’s a king now. He
and Minnie rule over Disney Town during the Million Dreams Festival, which is the newer incarnation of
Timeless River. And is not at all a shameless plug for Disneyland or reference to the Disney parks’ Year of a Million Dreams, up to
and including Ven being given actual goddamn park tickets.
(No I will not get over the blatant self-advertising.)
Disney Town goes on to become Disney Castle from KH1
on.
So basically, Mickey pulled Minnie out of her own world and
back to his, where she reigned as queen and he married her and became
king. So that means that all these regal-looking pictures of mice on the
walls…
…are MINNIE’S ancestors, not Mickey’s. And also, since Disney
Castle was not inherited but was built during their lifetime, those
little 3-circle mouse heads everywhere?
Either it’s Mickey being phenomenally narcissistic, or more likely, they’re the royal seal of
MINNIE’S family.
So the worlds have to stay separated and their existences have to stay secret, right, Mick?
Unless you find a hot girl. Then you can totally bring her back to yours.
This is a theory I’ve believed in for a long time. Also, it makes sense that Minnie’s home world is the home world of Donald and Goofy too, and that’s where Mickey first meets them! :D
Though I always thought the pictures throughout the castle were Mickey’s ancestors, but just like… normal people. Not royalty or anything. Just a map-maker or a notary or something. But I like the Minnie’s ancestors idea too!
New High Score Challenge! Though this HSC actually has a pretty fun design, SENA keeps our spirits low with terrible multipliers, no mercy pulls, and only two chances at trait rolls.
Rewards:
Mickey & Minnie and Pluto B. M&M is General Defense Down by two tiers for one turn. Which is great. But it’s single target. Pluto B is Power Defense Up by two tiers for one turn. In short, M&M is pretty damn good (situationally) and Pluto is pretty damn bad (situationally).
To get M&M, score in the top 5k. To roll for traits, you need 8 million, which will probably land you in the top 1k for guilt.
To get Pluto, just score a million points. It’s pretty easy. To guilt Pluto, score 4.5 million and land in the top 2k.
Honestly, neither of these medals are going to do you any good guilted. You’re basically fighting for the right to have a chance at rolling the Extra Attack trait.
Multipliers:
Five medals you’ll never get and one 14% medal you can snag for 3k jewels.
I’m a little upset over the “no mercy” for HD Namine or Illustrated Roxas (21% each). But I’m even more upset that the other three newbies (Yaoi Hand Ansem, Cat, and Ugly People; 10%) aren’t even guaranteed! AND I AM EVEN MORE UPSET that we have no 7% multipliers!!
Anyway. The enemy list:
First Room: Lv. 50 Shadow [P] Lv. 50 Soldier [S] Lv. 50 Blue Rhapsody [M]
Pick your path:
Power Lv. 100 Dire Plant x3 Lv. 150 Large Body x3 Lv. 200 Armored Knight x2 Lv. 250 Mega-Shadow Lv. 300 Large Armor x2 Lv. 400 Morning Star Lv. 500 Red Copter Fleet
Magic Lv. 100 Bag O’ Coal x3 Lv. 150 Darkball x3 Lv. 200 Wizard x2 Lv. 250 White Rose Lv. 300 Fire Plant x2 Lv. 400 Dark Plant Lv. 500 Blue Copter Fleet
~*Target*~ Lv. 50 Shadow [P]
I didn’t mark down buffs and debuffs this time because by now we are all pretty well-acquainted with these enemies. I’ll say that the Speed path definitely has the most buffs, so bring a cleanse if you think you’ll need it. Other than that, go with whatever works best for you. The Copter Fleet is obviously the biggest hurdle: Second Chance and really strong single target will be your go-to for this one. Remember to build as much Str Up and Def Down as possible. Take a friend’s KDG if you aren’t using a multiplier friend medal.
My 0% run ended at 4.78 million. Based on the magic of math, that means you’ll need 67%, but I’m sure absolutely no one will agree with me. Since there is no guarantee in the entire medal draw this time around, getting anything over 14% (35% with a friend medal) is just sheer luck. And for what? Two chances at rolling Extra Attack on M&M? I dunno. Doesn’t seem like very good odds. Even at 1900 jewels per pull, it’s still littered with Tier 2s.
And so continues my unending decline into pessimism. These HSC used to be fun, right? Right…?
THIS IS ALL SPECULATION AND OH MY DAYS SO MANY SPOILERS!!
The Kingdom Key and Kingdom Key D are two unique blades the way that the x-blade was. They aren’t a representation of one’s heart, but constants that need to exist. This is probably because the x-blade was shattered or something. When the worlds became a realm of darkness and a realm of light, the KK was the light’s half of the x-blade and the KKD was the darkness’s half. They probably weren’t made from the x-blade themselves, but came to exist because of the state of the universe, much the way the x-blade did.
Anyway, KK and KKD are special. They reside in their respective realms to protect it. They have their own “consciousness” as it is, where they can choose their wielders. In my head, I always thought that they wouldn’t choose a wielder unless their realm was in peril. So when all the worlds start vanishing in KH1, the KK is like “woah hey what? damnit I better find myself a wielder”. It found Riku - one of few already anointed with using a keyblade - and I was like “sure this kid seems legit”. Then Riku went all darkness and the key was like “damnit, and I came all the way out here”. But he sees Sora, who has the heart of a keyblade wielder (Ven) and is like “actually this kid might work instead”. Then in Hallow Bastion it sees Riku again and is like “you’re that kid!” and goes with him. Then KK is like “actually you’re a dick and I like the other kid more” and goes back to Sora. And that’s the story of the KK.
So then there’s the KKD, chillin’ in darkness like “yeah man lovin’ this darkness gonna stay here forever” and then a mouse comes and picks it up. And the KKD is like “well, I mean, it’s been a while since like. I’ve done anything. Might as well.” and sticks with Mickey. But if it ever wanted to leave it probably could. Though I think the KKD and KK are both in this for the same reason: they want balance. Neither wants to see Light or Darkness consume everything. That’s why KKD stays with Mickey.
So, now let’s delve into keyblades as a whole. They were said to be “forged in reverence of the x-blade”, which is sort of weird since the x-blade looks dumb as hell and the keyblades look pretty rad most of the time. Maybe it’s like how an artist sees someone’s work and thinks “ha, I could do that, but better”. Anyway. “Forged” here is a pretty loose term, since hearts forge keyblades, but also like… you could just forge them out of metal, right? For the sake of simplicity and in the continuity of the franchise, let’s just define “forged” as “created with one’s heart”. This materializes a keyblade for the use of its owner. BUT it seems like whenever the owner dies, the keyblade can continue to exist. Since you know. The graveyard. This basically defies everything I know about creating and destroying matter but whatever.
So anyway. Wielders make keyblades with strong hearts. Are they blessed or something? IMO, it seems sort of like “forging a keyblade” was pretty damn easy before the world fell apart (KHUX). Maybe this is like a defense mechanism? Kingdom Hearts is like “well shit, I see what you guys do when keyblades are dime a dozen - you start wars! So you know what. New universe, new rules. No keyblades for anybody. Except these two new ones, KKL and KKD. No more wars. Stop it.” To which the very few keyblade wielders who survived the sundering were like “right, but how about we make a ceremony that lets us pass on the keyblade powers to new people, since like, we totally learned our lesson and won’t start another war”. So then the Ceremony came to be (which is just touching a keyblade apparently?? I think here’s more to it, but I’ll get to that in a minute).
So here we are in the new universe and we’ve got a few keys. The x-blade is broke, but that doesn’t matter until it becomes an essential and awkwardly convenient plot point. The KK and KKD are newly born. And I guess No Name (Xehanort’s blade in BBS and Master of Masters’ blade in Back Cover) survived, because why not. And then there’s the Dandelions. And that’s it. All the other keyblades are inert, since their wielders are dead. So someone passes the power of the keyblades onto Eraqus, Xehanort, and Yen Sid. Hopefully this gets revealed in KH3 since we got that awesome chess scene with chubby baby Eraqus. Yen Sid trains Mickey, then retires. Xehanort trains Ven, then fucks up literally everything. Eraqus trains Terra and Aqua, then dies. So we’ve gone from three to four wielders in one generation, since Eraqus thinks he’s special. I don’t know what “retiring” means in terms of using a keyblade, but it’s pretty safe to assume Yen Sid isn’t going to do anything but talk for the whole franchise. Xehanort takes over Terra. So we’re sitting at four wielders and six keyblades (since Terra/Xehanort each have one, and Aqua has Eraqus’s).
This brings about a whole other argument. Though the wielders die (Eraqus & in theory, No Name) the keyblades retain their power. Which is sort of in conflict with the keyblade graveyard. I think this has a lot to do with intent. Eraqus had always intended his keyblade to be passed down to Aqua in case he fell. MoM had always intended No Name to move forward through time. Each served their master’s purpose even after the master’s demise, so… in a way, they still had the heart of their master. I think this also explains why Aqua can’t summon her own keyblade anymore after the end of BBS. Her intent for her keyblade was to watch over Terra. It’s still doing that, in the Chamber of Repose. Then again, maybe keyblades can’t be summoned into the Realm of Darkness if they preside in the Realm of Light? Who knows.
Keeping the theme of intent, I think it has a lot to do with the Keyblade Ceremony. In every instance of the ceremony, the master intends to give the power away (Terra to Riku, for instance). So I think there’s more to it than just “touching the blade”. The only circumstance that defies this rule is Aqua to Kairi, but Kairi is a Princess of Heart so she can do whatever the hell she wants. So by the end of BBS, we’re sitting at six (potential) keyblade wielders and eight keyblades. Cue KK and KKD, makes ten. Actually, if we want to get technical, Xehanort might have been able to summon his own keyblade before being given No Name. So maybe eleven? At this point, the original Kingdom Hearts must be pretty pissed off.
So then there’s Sora. Who never had his own keyblade. Which I think is pretty cool. KK is Sora’s bro after KH1, so he never really needs one. And he was never given the ceremony officially. Though it could be argued that by housing Ven’s heart, it gave Sora the ability to have his own keyblade, but just the same it could be argued that once Ven’s heart is gone Sora might not be able to hold a keyblade at all. (I doubt that’ll be the case, but it’s funny to think about.) What are we at? Seven wielders, ten (possibly 11) blades?
Sora goes all sleepy time, so Roxas steals his Kingdom Key. KK is probably like “this is Sora! Feels like Sora. Probably Sora. I wish I had a glowing blue eye so I could be sure, but hey, whatever”. Xion “copies” Roxas’s key, explaining the two KKs at the same time. This is probably Ven’s keyblade since she’s siphoning parts of Sora out of Roxas, and the KK appearance is an illusion created from copying Roxas.
Xion dies. Roxas gets her keyblade (which was Ven’s). Dual wielding ass kicking ensues. Then when Sora wakes up, he can dual wield because Roxas - who is a part of him - unlocked that power for him. I think this is a really cool plot point actually, because it means when Ven gets his heart back, Sora will need to learn to manifest a keyblade of his own (not the KK) in order to dual wield again!! :D I’m all about Sora learning how to forge his own keyblade.
Let’s see. Lea gets a keyblade from Yen Sid’s ceremony. Bringing our total wielder count to eight: Destiny trio, Wayfinder trio, Mickey, Lea. Eleven keyblades: listed above (including KK for Sora), KKD (which means Mickey can probably dual wield), Master Defender (hopefully dual wielding Aqua in the future?!), and No Name (Terranort can officially dual wield..?).
Then keychains. Don’t worry, I’m almost done. “Keychains” modify the appearance of an existing keyblade. I actually don’t think keychains are actual keychains in most cases. It’s just that certain memories and experiences can color your heart, changing the appearance of your keyblade. The exception to this could possibly be Oathkeeper, since Kairi actually gives Sora a charm. But I don’t think he clips that thing on the end of his keyblade - I think just the memories of her and stuff bring about the transformation. Or maybe they are real keychains, but they are made when the heart remembers those memories? Because honestly, obtaining actual magical keychains seems absurd to me. This really isn’t elaborated on in any way.
Importantly, however! there are no keychains on the keyblades in the Graveyard. So maybe keychains are tied to a wielder’s heart, and when the wielder dies, the keyblade can be left behind but not the keychain itself. Again, there are exceptions with Master Defender (Eraqus) and No Name, since there is still intent in these blades. It’s interesting to think about. Also the Keyblade of Heart (forged from the seven princesses) doesn’t have a keychain. Maybe because it has no wielder? It’s a combination of seven hearts, rather than one? I don’t know.
ANYWAY. This was a lot longer than I wanted it to be, but I think about keyblades a lot. If anyone has anything to add or correct me on, PLEASE tell me because I LOVE TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF!!! :D
<3 KCM
N I C E This is pretty much how I see a lot of it too. A few things I wanna add tho: A lot of keyblades do look really different than the X-Blade ofc, but all the wielders in Daybreak Town have Starlight at first, which looks like the Kingdom Key, which make up part of the X-blade, so that’s likely where the “in its image” comes from. Also Terranort probably can’t dual wield, since the Lingering Will has Terra’s keyblade. Also Data-Sora has a real keyblade that’s also a copy of the kingdom key like Xion’s. This also prolly means Roxas and Xion will forge their own when they and Ven are eventually revived. I kinda headcanon Zero/One being the proper true form of Data-Sora’s, even if in game you get it after he gets his real keyblade :v I kinda hope Roxas or Xion have Two Become One when they get their own keyblades, but brand new ones would be cool too. Oh also a lot of the keychains in KH1 seem to be physically given to Sora or gotten from a chest, while in every other game they just magically appear somehow.
Oh you’re right about Lingering Will and Terra’s keyblade!! O_O So no dual wielding for Mr. Bodysnatcher.
On keychains: three of them come from chests in KH1, and Kairi gives her charm. So it could be argued that at least four real life keychains actually exist? Also what about like, really weird keychains. Kingdom Key’s chain is literally Mickey’s head. I just imagine there was a conversation between Mickey and Sora, like:
Sora: “So, this keychain sort of looks like you??”
Mickey: “Oh, the three circles? Yeah, that’s the Kingdom’s Mark. It’s on the KKD too. I actually stamp all my letters with that symbol and have a huge banner over my throne. You know, to show respect.”
Sora: “Right?? But. It’s. Shaped like your head??”
Mickey: “What?”
Sora: “Well you know. The ears, and… I mean it looks just like you.”
Mickey: “………”
Sora: “And you know, doesn’t it look like your wife, too? Minnie, right?”
Mickey: “……………….”
Sora: “I mean, you’ve known about this mark for a long time. So when you saw Minnie, and the shape of her head, maybe you subconsciously–”
Mickey: “I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE”
Anyway… maybe the keychains should just be completely overlooked. You know. For our sanity.
(Huge thanks to Square Enix North America for that notice. I have always loved this series and for a long time I have felt that the players of KHUX weren’t given the attention they deserved. And this seems like a step in a more personal direction. I can’t wait to see what you guys do next!!)
So what's your stance with brooms? Do you think they will ever come to the US version? I've heard two arguments both for and against it and I am on the fence in my opinion.
From my understanding of the situation, Japan has some pretty heavy gacha laws that require everything in a free phone game to be obtainable to a reasonable degree. So you see things like 3 orb mercy pulls and Mickey&Brooms in the Japanese version of the game to satisfy those laws.
Japan got M&B only four months into the game and the global version is starting its 11th month soon. Our premiums are only now starting to come with dots, and they are never guaranteed. The games are not only at different places in development, but different games altogether. From what I can tell of the global game, its purpose is to make money. So the question isn’t so much if it would help the game to release M&B, but if it would make them more money.
On one hand, it makes guilting easier. It means spending less money for the same outcome. But on the other hand, it allows more opportunity for players. It might inspire more people to play and the current players to spend more knowing their goals and aspirations can be achieved.
In my personal opinion, I am really unsure whether or not they will add M&B to the game. I see both arguments as being likely. But I do firmly believe that if they are added, it will be this April during the anniversary. If the anniversary comes and goes without M&B, I’ll firmly be in the “we aren’t going to get them” camp.
after 'finishing' fragmentary passage, I imagine this conversation took place at some point. Minnie: And then your shirt just... dissolved. Mickey: Yep, dissolved. Minnie: Into nothing. Mickey: Into nada. Minnie: Just like that. Mickey: *snaps his fingers* Just like that! Minnie: ... Mickey: ... Minnie: You know if you don't like the clothes I pick out for you, you can just say so. Mickey: WHAT NO MINNIE THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENED Minnie: What's actually happening is you can buy your own clothes from now on, mister.